Classic Military Sexism

Never let the military try to do anything. How can you show the women of America that you don't respect them at all and think they're inferior on every level? Leave it to the airforce.

Fair and Balanced

Oh Time magazine, you so funny. NOW KIDS CAN YOU PICK OUT THE BIAS IN THESE PAGES? HMMM. THAT SHOULD MAKE YOU THINK. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT THE NEXT J.J. ABRAMS MOVIE!?

Crack The Shell, Pull The Strings

Back in the day, I've discovered this by the way, there used to be ads for just like, ideas? Concepts and things. Not like today when you see an ad for eggs from the egg council, I mean like there's an ad I posted here for "brand names", just for "brand names", urging you to buy them.

This is an ad for ads. I just crashed the internet. Think about that. AN AD FOR ADS!

It's pretty scary when you read it, it's like, "Here is how we get you, see how we got you? Hire us to get others for you."

Scary Then, Hilarious Now!

Really, you were freaking out about privacy before the internet? Oh America of 50 years ago, you are adorable. Also, you gotta love Hammermill's ad campaign, "BE AFRAID! BE ANGRY! JUST BE WRITING ON OUR PAPER!"

Time To Play, Is This Racist?

Did you guess yes? You're right. I think. I don't know!

A Hero We Didn't Deserve

Remember kids, a life spent fighting for the little man will only get you ostracized and demonized by the threatened powers that be! Sell out! Buy in! And maybe they'll name an airport after you!

Majority Vote Bombardiring

I know it scanned crooked, forgive me, it was super hot last night when I was doing the scans and I didn't have the patience to reset. Also, holy shit peoples have some cuh-ray-zee ideas when it comes to how to kill each other.