Seven Nation Army

Lockheed. More Nations Like Our Weapons.

Protect Ya Neck

What starts off sounding like an ad for becoming a shareholder in a company quickly becomes an ad for protecting yourself against shareholders. Awesome.

One In Three Youths Will Knife You For Crack Money

Hilarious. The terror and fear the old guard will always display when faced with anything remotely youthful or different. Not that junkies are good, but the quoted statistic is a little funny. I also know that I'm being haughty future guy, with the internet and cable news everyone knows about crazed meth heads, I can imagine 40 years ago, you'd have to be a little more, I don't know, uninformed about drugs. Still, fairly funny ad.

All Natural, American Radiation

You don't like Nuclear Power? Why? It's safe and natural and awesome and American and...matronly I guess, and can cook and is fat. Huzzah for propaganda!

Blacks Can Be Funny

The more old Time magazines you read, the better you understand the rage of a people and the anger of a time. Where the entire cast of Roawn & Martin dressing up in Black Face is progressive and better treatment of blacks on television. The Smothers Brothers are on point, these other shows, especially The Carol Burnett sketch, Supernegro, sound particularly, what's a nice word for backwards and ignorant?

Dupont Catching Criminals?

That sounds a little backwards. Dupont, when we're done poisoning the world, we'll study the videotape.

Africa, 1955

Just chop it up and call it what you want, show up, plant your flags, says it's yours. Human History baby, people pushing people around, building a base, saying God said so, take take take. My American History course I'm taking right now has severely jaded me toward the structure and development of the modern world.