MARK TWAIN YOU FUCKING SELL OUT!

I believed in you man! No, but seriously, how do you keep people from using you in advertising after you die?

For All The Venture Brothers Fans Out There

Consider your career in science!

OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN YOU FUCKING SELL OUT!

Now I don't know what to believe in. Hammerstein shilling for big dictaphone.

Allegheny Metal, I Am Disappoint

One of those things thats so mind blowingly offensive, you don't know what to get upset about first.

Coolest Canadian Religious Fanatics Ever

If you don't like whats going on in your country, get naked and burn everybody's houses down.

Classic Misogyny.

The lazy alcoholic and his subservient, docile wife. Hey baby, get me a drink and you know what, consider yourself approved for getting one for yourself as well.

Bellies Full or Bellyfull?

Hammermill Bond, fanning the fires, wanting you to get involved in the welfare debate, as long as you use their paper. From 1971. Do you think the government should help the poor or really help the poor? YOU CHOOSE AMERICANS OF 1971! And from judging by the world around us, you let us down 1971, what the fuck.