Good news

As your "liberal", alternative to the Republicans, President, commissions new Nuclear Power Plants, look at this old ad, see that the Nuclear "green" lie has been around for awhile. And remember, you fucking elected him.
Bush might've wiped his ass with civil rights but he didn't build new nuclear reactors. That's your president. Well done.

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too busy

But what if your congressman can't read? Also, I like the idea that if you don't write to them, don't fucking complain, because, if you elect them, they're just going to do whatever, until you tell them what you want.

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lose a wife

PUT HER TO WORK

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How To Find Time For Your Mate

Get her a dishwasher. She wants to go out with you. But she can't. She's got too many damn dishes.

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For the Film Fetishists Out There

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Wife Guard

"her demanding standards". You said it all ad.

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Hold onto your hat

Even your secretary can figure it out.

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