Vehicles and Booze, A Winning Combination!

Nothing Like Co-Opting A Social Movement To Sell Tampons

Yikes.

Success!

Kind of funny right?

BUY AMERICAN.

I love this. This is such classic like, this is, you know, you're supposed to say "This Car Is America" without actually coming right out, but sometimes you can't beat around the bush, you have to say, "Listen. This car is America. Buy it. Look at it. Doesn't it scream 'America'?"

Check Out These Babies.

Oh yeah. That's what I like. You are a nasty bunch of calculators aren't you?

Catherine Deneuve You Fuc-

Oh I can't be mad at you Catherine Deneuve. You're far too glamorous.

Clean Air Act. Good...For Communists!

Clean Air Act. Good...For Suckers!

Yikes. Classic fear mongering.

Too Soon?

Or Not Soon Enough. Yikes.

Solar Energy. Good...for suckers!

Eventually thinks will be good. Just look at this burned, grizzled arm!

Family Man.

Trust the chemical industry. They have kids too. MUTANT MONSTER KIDS! AHAHAHAH! No I'm kidding. They have wealthy, private schooled kids.

User Memory Up to 256KB!

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooah.

May The Source Be With You

The future of tomorrow, yesterday!

And we're succeeding.

Too soon? Too soon. Yeesh.

For America.

Ah. It seems our nation has always been cuh-ray-zee about energy and solutions and you know, all that other eco disaster waiting to happen business.

JOHNNY MATHIS YOU FUCKING SELL OUT!

Oh Johnny how could you?

There Are No Simple Solutions.

You gotta love the old energy ads. They try to act like they have a social conscious. They're all like, "Hey, tough things are tough. What are we gonna do?"

Only $179!

Act now! Get your parent's permission first though.

Christians Are Learning to Fear Satan Again.

You're welcome.

Dead Drunk

Man, what I wouldn't give to live in a time of .15 BAC. Even .10 seems like a lovely dream.