The Task Above

Another ad from when we were excited about the stars.

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Bobby's Apple

So, apparently parasites were a common thing not so long ago? Is that still the case?

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Syncom

Creating a new world with electronics.

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a touch of "Old South"

Another "twofer". The Old South and Gasoline.

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The World

A truly strange ad for textbooks.

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A Concern For The Future

For some reason this building terrifies me.

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Fresh

Nothing says "fresh" like Salem cigarettes.

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Twenty Years

Fossil Fuels. Hooray!

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God and Nation

Let's bring God back into our government.

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Measure Of Devotion

A bizarre old life insurance ad.

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Wanderlust

Use your phone!

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Automation

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR ROBOT OVER LORDS.

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Lowest Priced Rocket!

The Oldsmobile tank.

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You Get A Lot To Like

Man Size Flavor!

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Strike up a Friendship

Classic Parliament ad.

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it's New, it's Amazing

Book Radio!

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Man-In-Space Program

Look to Lockheed for the most terrifying, claustrophobic, tin, orbiting death cans.

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If you suspect your husband

Yeah. I'm sure "frozen peas" are going to put the zing back in your relationship.

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Isle Royale

Another gift from the oil companies. Although, looking it up, it's still gorgeous.

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Good news

As your "liberal", alternative to the Republicans, President, commissions new Nuclear Power Plants, look at this old ad, see that the Nuclear "green" lie has been around for awhile. And remember, you fucking elected him.
Bush might've wiped his ass with civil rights but he didn't build new nuclear reactors. That's your president. Well done.

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too busy

But what if your congressman can't read? Also, I like the idea that if you don't write to them, don't fucking complain, because, if you elect them, they're just going to do whatever, until you tell them what you want.

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lose a wife

PUT HER TO WORK

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How To Find Time For Your Mate

Get her a dishwasher. She wants to go out with you. But she can't. She's got too many damn dishes.

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For the Film Fetishists Out There

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Wife Guard

"her demanding standards". You said it all ad.

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Hold onto your hat

Even your secretary can figure it out.

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The Traffic Slaughter

An unbelievably terrifying Allstate ad.

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Thin Air

Ah. Union Oil. Good for the environment. Good for you.

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many faces

Whether we're dropping bombs on you or studying you from outer space. Turn to Boeing.

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The Future Of Federalism

It's like he's doing us a favor.

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telephone!

Now you never have to leave your house!

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Bull Run

This is what we call a twofer. An oil ad and a confederate ad! God bless us, everyone.

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this calls for

Forget beer ads that make you think you'll get laid. This ad puts forth the idea that getting drunk on Budweiser will help you fix the problems of the world.

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Your Punched Card System

What a silly, necessary, bizarre stage of our computer development.

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Getting Tough

It's good business hiring negroes.

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The Uses Of Space

This is a great ad. Man, back in the day, we were so confident, so, I don't know, ready to fucking conquer space.
Now we just want to go a year without dying in a pandemic or having the sun cook us alive.

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Another TWA First

Finally.

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Missile and Space Programs

You gotta love back in the day, when we were proud and open about our missile capabilities. Also, for fans of Stormwatch, how sweet is an evil corporation named Bendix?

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out of this world!

Air Conditioning! Good for you! Good for the environment!

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NEW COMPUTER CONCEPT

Makes use of magnetic cards. How about that? And so small!

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For All the 9/11 Conspiracists Out There

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN LYING TO US MAN!?!?

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The Way Wall Street Figures It

Not a good year for Transitron.

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Keep America Powerful

How's that working out? What powers your town?

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Last Frontier

More ads from the space age. How exciting it must've been, to open magazines and see companies stepping over each other, trying to show how they were going to be the ones to help us explore the vast reaches of infinity.
Now it's just car ads and companies tripping over each with phony bullshit about how they're the greener airplane fuel provider.

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Your Laptop's Grandfather

Maybe great grandfather. I love these ads with the old timey big computers.

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SPACE HEAT

Monsanto. Working for you. You have to love the back in the day attitude, where companies were proud and boastful of the missiles they made.

THE CATHEDRAL OF HATE

From 1961 I believe. Oh those Russians. Why must they hate God so?